Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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