do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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