Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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