Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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