smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
He has the fingertips of a God
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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