that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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