try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We left the knife in your bed.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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