Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Did I show you my penis last night?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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