I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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