Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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