doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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