i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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