You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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