Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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