He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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