He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
