Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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