Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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