don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Randomize
