: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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