Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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