I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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