it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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