I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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