did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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