My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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