Sponge bath it is.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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