Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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