Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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