last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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