Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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