im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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