somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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