There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
please come you make the beer taste better
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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