3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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