New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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