it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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