Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Fuck appropriateness.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Alive.
So much puke
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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