Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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