when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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