He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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