She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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