My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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