I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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