He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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