I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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