i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we made out on top of his cat.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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