oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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