You can't motorboat a personality
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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