Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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