if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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