rhymes with "ouble enetration"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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