Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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