i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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