The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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