Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think im going to throw up on grandma
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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