Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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