your parents love me but you hate me
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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