you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Oh god it's open bar.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Randomize
