I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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