i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I came so hard my ears popped.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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